In my day...

And older gentleman called the customer service line today, but had to call me back. He asked me, "Who do I ask for when I call back?"
"Danielle."
"Well, young lady, if I was nineteen I'd ask for you anyway."

Thank you, sir.

Really? Really.

So I guess the following message on facebook at about 1 am this morning:

"Just wanted to say that I've had the biggest crush on you for foreves and wanted to ask you out... hope that I'm not being a bother... lol kinda drunkish at the moment but finally got the nerve to ask....... lol"

How has he not noticed that I've been in an relationship for a year?